You know you love me...

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sooooo, is it weird that when I look at an F-word besides “fuck” i automatically assume it’s “fart?”

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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the-disney-words:

Love Disney quotes? This blog is just for you!

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these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog

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graceebooks:

men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy

what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need

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• Facebook: 22 statuses
• Twitter: 37 tweets
• Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
• Tumblr: What is outside?
• Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
• Percy Jackson fandom: Zeus and Poseidon are fighting. Again.
• Paramore fandom: ANd WHEN IT RAINS... ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN IT TOUCHES...EVERYTHING
• Grey's Anatomy Fandom: Perfect Storm
• Ncis Fandom: SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

lifestoryy

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• Woman: I'm smart
• Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
• Woman: I'm creative
• Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
• Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
• Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
• Woman: I have value
• Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
• Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
• Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut